I am blogging, not of my own accord, but under threat of death. You see, life has positioned a loaded gun to my temple and if I do not acquiesce to it's demand for me to write, my head will surely explode. Do not be alarmed. I have decided to concede to this ultimatum. Hence, this blog post.
Where do I begin? Perhaps I shall commence with the morning rain and my impulsion to wear my galoshes and school sweater in a overwhelmingly prattish fashion. Or maybe I will skip ahead to how I drove my mother's car to school and scored a choice parking spot on the side of the school. Then again, it might be preferable that I start with my excursion to the orthodontist which ended with me shopping in upscale stores posing as a French tourist. And I may decide to start at the end, with Me, Myself and I sitting here typing, neglected, treating my homework the same.
It's cold in my room. I turned on my ceiling fan yesterday because it was hot. But now, the weather has switched identities yet again (Gemini), and I must find another sweater. I spilled soup on my sweater today. It left an pronounced trail of tomato right down the middle. My efforts to remove the soup from my plastic sweater yielded fruitless.
Mothers. The more enigmatic half of one parental unit. Mine has decided to abandon my brother and I for the favorable beaches of Florida. I can only remark that I am insanely jealous and do not blame her. She can escape me, but I cannot. I hope she has the time of her life because, her leave is only temporary and she must eventually return to the likes of... me.
I have this acquaintance, whom for this particular blogpost, I will call, Delia. We were once what I considered at the time very good friends. Sadly, slowly, and surely, I realized that she did not respect me, or any of my other friends and displayed a flagrant disregard for anyone's feelings but her own. Time and time again, Delia provoked the blistering tears that can only be produced out of anger from my tear ducts. I am finished shedding tears over Delia. I will leave it at that.
I am applying to exactly eleven colleges. Yes, they are all necessary as I like to keep my options open. No, they are not a burden as 10 of them use the exact same application. The Common Application. Extra points for creativity for that one.
Lessons of the Day:
- You get more attention in stores if you pretend to be French.
- Transitory months, such as October or May have no definite weather
- College is already stressful
Now that I have all of that out on the table, I have decided to be in a better mood for the remaining *glances at watch* three hours I will be awake today. With any luck, that decision will carry me blissfully through the next day. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. 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